There's a ghost in my house - I can't hide.

I tried to read a book on the train. A weird-looking little book. It's hard to read a weird-looking little book with somebody sitting in front of you. I kept the weird-looking little book on my knees so he couldn't see its cover. I know he'd have judged it by its cover.

Then, I wanted to go insane and shout something like 'ok, this is NOT a comic book'. And, he'd have looked at me with a surprised facial expression, not really understanding what just happened. Maybe not even knowing what the hell is a comic book.

Then, I wanted to tell him about the book in a very serious+amateurish way, like in a review from amazon.com. And he'd have listened to me quietly, nodding his head and uh-huh-ing in all the right places.

Then, i wanted him to read the book aloud to me. And he'd have used different voice intonations for all the different characters, although the book was really just a long internal monologue.

But i remained silent and kept reading over and over again the same sentence.

Ben Laden is dead but i thought he was already dead

Ben Laden is dead. He died for his sins or smthng. His body belongs to America now.

Die, die Ben Laden, we never knew how to spell your name, anyway.

Really, i thought he was already dead. So it's like he died twice.

But he was really bad, so he should die at least twice.

The internet is happy, cause Ben Laden is checking his fb account from hell.

Retrospectively, all the things you said were kind of mean

You said i could come over to your place.

I said i didn't know where it was cause i had never been there.

I said we should meet near the pharmacy.

You said it was too far.

You said smthng vague about turning left/right or smthng.

I said i'll see what i can do.

You said i was late.

You said you almost fell asleep.

You said i could have a glass of milk in the kitchen.

You said i would have to go to the kitchen by myself.

You said smthng forgettable about 'Saving Private Ryan', or another blockbuster movie i had not seen, while i was standing alone in the kitchen.

I said i liked 'Never Understand' by The Jesus+Mary Chain.

You said you liked it too, but you didn't.

I said i could probably learn anything.

You said anybody could learn anything.

I said i never know when to leave.

You said 'leave, now'.

If that song was famous i would say it's overrated

I want to write a post focusing only on one song. The hardest part is that i don't have anything particular to say about that song.

I think it was written in the key of ____ major/minor or smthng.

He sings in English and i feel like he's improvising the lyrics. It seems intense, though.

I feel comfortable thinking that lots of people have never heard this song. If that song was famous, its beauty would become vulgar. I think.

Interesting part:

At 3:18, when he says 'oh well i could have loved you. You know i once believed in you'. This sentence is very tragic. I want to use it someday, without giving any credits to that song, ofc.

I had written several more sentences and deleted every one of them. All my posts contain more or less the same words, except in a different order. I could have deleted that one too.

Jurassic Park wasn't that good nor was it very influential

Jurassic Park 1

- In Jurassic Park 1, a lame ass lawyer is eaten alive while he's hidding/pooping in the toilets. You don't feel too sorry for him or anything.

- In Jurassic Park 1, nobody ever kisses. Even the couple of paleontologists seem stuck in the 'friend zone'.

- In Jurassic Park 1, there's a mathematican with a leather jacket, and he says nihilistic/post-punk stuff. He becomes the hero in Jurassic Park 2, but he refused to be part of the Jurassic Park 3 pyramid scheme.

- In Jurassic Park 1, there's a paleontologist who doesn't love children too much, cause he prefers old fossils.

- In Jurassic Park 1, some dinosaurs are bigger than others.

Jurassic Park 2

- In Jurassic Park 2, they thought having 2 T-Rex would make the movie twice better than the first one.

- In Jurassic Park 2, there's a silly scene where some broad rescues a bb T-Rex cause its leg is broken. She wants to heal the baby T-Rex cause she's a lil bit disconnected from reality. She asks a guy to spit his chewing gum so she can use it to repair the leg of the bb T-Rex.

- In Jurassic Park 2, a lil black girl defeats a very dangerous dinosaur by doing some gym/cheerleader trick.

Jurassic Park 3

- In Jurassic Park 3, the dinosaurs are very very smart.

- In Jurassic Park 3, nothing really makes any sense. They just wanted to make another movie, i guess.

- In Jurassic Park 3, a guy steals some dinosaur eggs and the dinosaurs refuse that kind of uncivilised behaviour.

Jurassic Park 1/2/3

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, no human being ever kills a dinosaur.

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, the same uplifting instrumental music is used. It's the classic 'Jurassic Park Theme'.

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, there are annoying children who are way too smart.

Some of my happiest moments in life occur on AOL instant messenger

When i was just a lil boy, my parents sacrified themselves to get an Internet connexion before ≈ 80% of the rest of the world. Two summers in a row, they stayed at home instead of going on holidays, in order to save enough money to buy our first Internet.

To this day, i still love them for that.

When we finally had the Internet, my mother called me with a serious voice intonation and she told me to watch this VHS tape about the dangers of the Internets and all:

I know yall probably think this video is silly, but i swear it saved my life a bunch of times.

Things i've learned while watching this video:

- You should tell your parents if you see smthng confusing on the Internets

- White girls own Asian slaves because Asian people type faster

- Your parents should chose your fb profile pictures

- If you upload a picture of u on the internets, somebody somewhere is tugging one out while looking at it

- People on the Internets who pretend to be named Lisa are usually sleeveless creepy moustache bros

- Never chat on the internet with somebody you know irl

- Hip-hop songs make the end of a Public Service Announcement more dramatic

If i watch a movie without the sound, i feel like they're whispering emo stuff

I want to create a Word file with all the memories i have

so if i get Alzeihmer's disease someday

i'll open the file and remember everything about u

And i want to make a list of all the things that bar was too alternative for:

Soaps

Lights

Bathroom doors

They're playing the Talking Heads LoveComesToTown.mp3

That's depressing+good but i don't know in which ratio yet

Oh wait, now i know

It's depressing

Liz Taylor died that day.