Betrayal Takes Two

Oh hello sadness

nice to meet you again

I've read something yesterday

my favorite part was 'i find you very intelligent, polite, nice and sweet', although those adjectives could apply to anything, like a bottle of milk or a bike

my least favorite part was 'im actually now starting to have contact with someone that i know since i arrived here and i find really nice too'

and then i uncontrollably started to feel like a rotten fruit in a basket next to a pretty fruit, when a customer comes in and picks the pretty fruit

No, really i'm fine.

depressed as hell, though.

poor and lonely.

and you?

4 unpublished facebook statuses about the modern world

It seems funny to me that r'n'b singer Ashanti had one single in 2002 named 'Baby', then another one in 2003 named 'Rock wit U (Awww Baby)', and another one in 2007 named 'Hey Baby (after the club)'. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashanti_(chanteuse)

They should make a movie about facebook and name it 'The Social Network'.

I only like people whose facebook page/profile crash my browser.

Sending a text message and then being unanswered for ≈ 4 hours could be a new 'extreme sport' (like snowboard, skateboard, etc). I would be good at it, and maybe i would give my name to some 'tricks' of this new extreme discipline.

Something trendy, like an emotional complex

I own a crappy phone

and when i text you

you usually don't text me back

but it would be the same with a good phone

and i think people get replaced easily

as soon as the novelty begins to fade

please don't cry bb, it's only a movie

Oh it gets dark, it gets lonely

I told my co-worker that it would be nice to communicate via telepathy

like when you'd walk into a room and think 'hello'

everybody would receive the message simultaneously

and nod their head in a pleasant way.

My co-worker said i was a lame human being

Then, he said smthng about Shakira paying ≈ 5000 euros for a night in some hostel somewhere

Somebody else said Shakira is a bitch irl

The same person said people just use social networks to post pics of what they had for dinner

≈ 8-9 hours later, another co-worker said he was leaving because he found another job

Everybody seemed moderately affected by his departure

and I mentally made a long speech about how we're gonna miss him

nonfunctional/nonofficial flyer i made today for a party i won't attend

10 comments in chronological order while watching the last 30 minutes of Alien3

01h18min: SigourneyWeaver asks some guy to kill her because she has a bb alien in her tummy. Some guy seems determined to do it but then ‘half asses’ it and gives an explanation on why he can’t kill her.

01h20min: Guy says ‘that is crazy. That is horseshit’.

01h23min: Other guy looks at his own face in a mirror and acts like he’s going to splash water on his face like they always do in the movies.

01h25min: ‘point of view Alien’ scenes remind me of the video game Wipeout on Playstation1.

01h31min: Somebody is named ‘Jude’. Hey.

01h37min: Jesus. Fake end. Alien is totally not dead.

01h38min: Alien is totally dead and SegourneyWeaver screams ‘yes’ in an unsexy way.

01h40min: Man tries to convince SegourneyWeaver not to kill herself. He says ‘children’ while grinning. Feeling confused about his motives.

01h42min: SegourneyWeaver jumps into a swimming pool of fire. While she’s in the air, a bb alien pops out of her tummy and screams something that seems controversial/revolutionary for a bb alien: eeeeeee eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

01h44min: Computer from the future displays a formal message with a retro SpaceInvader type of font.

Chat rooms are forever

N.R:

hi

A.B :

hi

chill?

N.R :

yea'

A.B :

holidays?

N.R:

i graduated from highschool

A.B :

chill

send me a link, or smthng

if u have any

N.R :

of wut

A.B :

smthng kewl

or smthng sad

N.R :

im sad

A.B :

why?

N.R :

I don't know why im so profoundly sad

but I know im sad because my dad keeps fighting with me and it makes me sad

and all my friends are shit

but that's alright

i have 2 lovers

and im just unhappy

A.B :

does ur dad beat u?

N.R :

not entirely

A.B :

not the face

so the teachers can't notice

damn

N.R :

haha

No he doesnt beat me

but he tends to like grab me and yell

A.B :

what does he yell?

'HEEEE'

'OHHHH'

N.R :

You're silly

Yeah but that's my day

how are you ?

A.B :

i slept til 11.00

then slept again till 15.00

it's something.

what did u eat?

N.R :

soup

veggies

chicken

and stawberries

A.B :

strawberries are nice

soup too

i feel like a good person when i eat soup

but i don't do that too often

N.R :

youre bad

A.B :

did ur dad yell at u during dinner?

SOUP

N.R :

ooo

thhat's mean

A.B :

ok

N.R :

pl

ok*

A.B :

what is ‘plok’ ?

i don't know all the abbreviations in the world

N.R:

a typo

youre dumb

or over analytical

A.B:

do u think i'm dumb?

N.R:

no i think youre mean spirited

A.B:

like i want to hurt ppl?

in chat rooms

seems nice

N.R:

hahaha

so bored

A.B:

talk to me

N.R:

hows your life?

meaningless?

redundant?

A.B:

basically

N.R:

Why

A.B:

because it's true

but everybvody's life is kinda pointless

N.R:

still vibing to that mp3 ‘i could die’ by ‘girls names’

A.B:

MP3 OF THE DAY (in big neon letters)

N.R:

maybe

A.B :

do u still go to the mall where u used to work?

N.R:

no

im a photographer at a studio now

A.B:

sweet

porn studio

how did u find this job?

N.R:

Blowing the manager.

A.B:

could be

N.R:

lol he's gay

A.B :

FGGT

i like writing FGGT

but i never do that

writing FGGT

what do u do in the photography studio?

N.R:

take pictures of people kids and people

and say stuff like ‘the camera loves u, bb’

A.B:

i spilled some beer on my shoulder

and then did a move with my face to remove it

like a cat

it was 'incredible'

N.R:

You’re incredible

A.B:

how do u know the guy?

N.R:

he came up to me after a show and said

"you’re N.R, right?"

A.B:

he can guess people's name

can he guess boy's names too?

N.R:

i had him as a friend on fb

but we never talked

A.B:

oh

he's not a magician, then

being a magician would be nice, but without looking too magician-ish