4 unpublished facebook statuses about the modern world

It seems funny to me that r'n'b singer Ashanti had one single in 2002 named 'Baby', then another one in 2003 named 'Rock wit U (Awww Baby)', and another one in 2007 named 'Hey Baby (after the club)'. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashanti_(chanteuse)

They should make a movie about facebook and name it 'The Social Network'.

I only like people whose facebook page/profile crash my browser.

Sending a text message and then being unanswered for ≈ 4 hours could be a new 'extreme sport' (like snowboard, skateboard, etc). I would be good at it, and maybe i would give my name to some 'tricks' of this new extreme discipline.

Something trendy, like an emotional complex

I own a crappy phone

and when i text you

you usually don't text me back

but it would be the same with a good phone

and i think people get replaced easily

as soon as the novelty begins to fade

please don't cry bb, it's only a movie