Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Tiny Girls (Chronology)

when the day begins
you find long blonde hair in the valleys of your couch
and make a little doll with them
the doll whispers in german she’s voodoo
then she makes a face
and you just have to laugh

so you turn around
start sticking pins into it
the doll gets grumpy from needles and pins
bad arm position she says
her eyes give you that suspicious look
and simultaneously send a successful poop gif from her phone

a few minutes later everybody discovers David Bowie died