nonfunctional/nonofficial flyer i made today for a party i won't attend

10 comments in chronological order while watching the last 30 minutes of Alien3

01h18min: SigourneyWeaver asks some guy to kill her because she has a bb alien in her tummy. Some guy seems determined to do it but then ‘half asses’ it and gives an explanation on why he can’t kill her.

01h20min: Guy says ‘that is crazy. That is horseshit’.

01h23min: Other guy looks at his own face in a mirror and acts like he’s going to splash water on his face like they always do in the movies.

01h25min: ‘point of view Alien’ scenes remind me of the video game Wipeout on Playstation1.

01h31min: Somebody is named ‘Jude’. Hey.

01h37min: Jesus. Fake end. Alien is totally not dead.

01h38min: Alien is totally dead and SegourneyWeaver screams ‘yes’ in an unsexy way.

01h40min: Man tries to convince SegourneyWeaver not to kill herself. He says ‘children’ while grinning. Feeling confused about his motives.

01h42min: SegourneyWeaver jumps into a swimming pool of fire. While she’s in the air, a bb alien pops out of her tummy and screams something that seems controversial/revolutionary for a bb alien: eeeeeee eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

01h44min: Computer from the future displays a formal message with a retro SpaceInvader type of font.

Chat rooms are forever

N.R:

hi

A.B :

hi

chill?

N.R :

yea'

A.B :

holidays?

N.R:

i graduated from highschool

A.B :

chill

send me a link, or smthng

if u have any

N.R :

of wut

A.B :

smthng kewl

or smthng sad

N.R :

im sad

A.B :

why?

N.R :

I don't know why im so profoundly sad

but I know im sad because my dad keeps fighting with me and it makes me sad

and all my friends are shit

but that's alright

i have 2 lovers

and im just unhappy

A.B :

does ur dad beat u?

N.R :

not entirely

A.B :

not the face

so the teachers can't notice

damn

N.R :

haha

No he doesnt beat me

but he tends to like grab me and yell

A.B :

what does he yell?

'HEEEE'

'OHHHH'

N.R :

You're silly

Yeah but that's my day

how are you ?

A.B :

i slept til 11.00

then slept again till 15.00

it's something.

what did u eat?

N.R :

soup

veggies

chicken

and stawberries

A.B :

strawberries are nice

soup too

i feel like a good person when i eat soup

but i don't do that too often

N.R :

youre bad

A.B :

did ur dad yell at u during dinner?

SOUP

N.R :

ooo

thhat's mean

A.B :

ok

N.R :

pl

ok*

A.B :

what is ‘plok’ ?

i don't know all the abbreviations in the world

N.R:

a typo

youre dumb

or over analytical

A.B:

do u think i'm dumb?

N.R:

no i think youre mean spirited

A.B:

like i want to hurt ppl?

in chat rooms

seems nice

N.R:

hahaha

so bored

A.B:

talk to me

N.R:

hows your life?

meaningless?

redundant?

A.B:

basically

N.R:

Why

A.B:

because it's true

but everybvody's life is kinda pointless

N.R:

still vibing to that mp3 ‘i could die’ by ‘girls names’

A.B:

MP3 OF THE DAY (in big neon letters)

N.R:

maybe

A.B :

do u still go to the mall where u used to work?

N.R:

no

im a photographer at a studio now

A.B:

sweet

porn studio

how did u find this job?

N.R:

Blowing the manager.

A.B:

could be

N.R:

lol he's gay

A.B :

FGGT

i like writing FGGT

but i never do that

writing FGGT

what do u do in the photography studio?

N.R:

take pictures of people kids and people

and say stuff like ‘the camera loves u, bb’

A.B:

i spilled some beer on my shoulder

and then did a move with my face to remove it

like a cat

it was 'incredible'

N.R:

You’re incredible

A.B:

how do u know the guy?

N.R:

he came up to me after a show and said

"you’re N.R, right?"

A.B:

he can guess people's name

can he guess boy's names too?

N.R:

i had him as a friend on fb

but we never talked

A.B:

oh

he's not a magician, then

being a magician would be nice, but without looking too magician-ish