Sunday, May 27, 2012

if it kills me and it will

i went to that 'outdoor 80s party'
it was nice there
i hated it
no i dont know
that girl had a nice shirt
a woman's shirt
i would wear it too
you're my heart you're my soul
oh well
did i accidentally create an empty space 
around me
if i wear sunglasses nodoby will see me
wake me up before you go go
you dont really have to
because you're not going home with me
how old is 'too old to party'
some of them were like 40+ years old, right 
take on me  
whatever that means 
cigarette ashes leave white stains on black jeans 
dont you know it 
take my breathe away wow 
coud it be the best song ever

if that gross guy touches his genitals again
and he did
i will leave

Friday, May 25, 2012

recall your past successes, unique skills, loving relationships, and positive momentum

five years from now i want to be piloting a huge ass time machine and organize group tours for people who wish somebody had 'cock-blocked' their father on the day they met their mother

the only problem being 'whats the standard fare for a time-travel' 

more realistically though

i want to own a cat café like they have in tokyo

the only problem being 'how to keep the cat café clean and shit-free'

i dont know

i wouldnt mind living in a black hole, i guess

Saturday, May 19, 2012

sometimes i feel that if i burn things im doing you a favor

you take the elevator when you hear the neighbors talking in the staircase

you cry when you watch funny TV shows and wipe your tears with the fur of your cat

you accidentally wear cardigans made of cat hair

you easily get hurt

wow so easily


you know that not washing the dishes never has any real consequences

you know nothing

you said his story was cool and you called him 'bro'

you went on a school trip for one week in england 10 years ago and did not talk to anybody

you feel dizzy all the time now

Thursday, May 17, 2012

mumbling out loud

you are my favorite rapper ever

or r'n'b singer

i dont know

i loved ur last album

and i will love the next one even more

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

congratulations on feeling a little bit worse each day

sometimes i make very small changes and i expect them to have MAJOR consequences

recently i moved 3 black pillows from a chair to the couch