Sunday, March 25, 2012

do juggalos dress up as regular humans for halloween

intrauterine life lasts 9 months
then you cry a lot because somehow
you already know it will suck

dying takes 0 - 100 years
depending on many factors
including how goth you are

the rotation of earth around the sun takes 1 year
and sometimes it's closer to the sun and that makes it hot
it will happen next year too, just so you know


Saturday, March 17, 2012

you're not alone (you live with millions of bacteria)

if i ever seem to know something about a specific topic

please believe all research was lazy and wikipedia-based

at best

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

sometimes i french kiss my cat and consecutively report this unappropriate behaviour to the left side of my brain

my mood is a rollercoaster

a rusty old one

in a ghost town

it was you charlie

and i feel like

i could have been somebody


i think i wouldnt mind

if my arms were longer

than my legs

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

if god loves me, why cant i get my locker open

i'm my own childhood friend
and i dont really have anything
to tell him

i eat alone in my car 300 days a year