do juggalos dress up as regular humans for halloween

intrauterine life lasts 9 months

then you cry a lot because somehow

you already know it will suck

dying takes 0 - 100 years

depending on many factors

including how goth you are

the rotation of earth around the sun takes 1 year

and sometimes it's closer to the sun and that makes it hot

it will happen next year too, just so you know

sadness

lasts

forever

non sequitur conversation i had with the bot from cleverbot.com that seemed more enjoyable than the conversations i had irl the same day

you're not alone (you live with millions of bacteria)

if i ever seem to know something about a specific topic

please believe all research was lazy and wikipedia-based

at best

sometimes i french kiss my cat and consecutively report this unappropriate behaviour to the left side of my brain

my mood is a rollercoaster

a rusty old one

in a ghost town

it was you charlie

and i feel like

i could have been somebody

maybe

i think i wouldnt mind

if my arms were longer

than my legs

if god loves me, why cant i get my locker open

i'm my own childhood friend

and i dont really have anything

to tell him

anymore

i eat alone in my car 300 days a year