I told my co-worker that it would be nice to communicate via telepathy
like when you'd walk into a room and think 'hello'
everybody would receive the message simultaneously
and nod their head in a pleasant way.
My co-worker said i was a lame human being
Then, he said smthng about Shakira paying ≈ 5000 euros for a night in some hostel somewhere
Somebody else said Shakira is a bitch irl
The same person said people just use social networks to post pics of what they had for dinner
≈ 8-9 hours later, another co-worker said he was leaving because he found another job
Everybody seemed moderately affected by his departure
and I mentally made a long speech about how we're gonna miss him
