Oh it gets dark, it gets lonely

I told my co-worker that it would be nice to communicate via telepathy

like when you'd walk into a room and think 'hello'

everybody would receive the message simultaneously

and nod their head in a pleasant way.

My co-worker said i was a lame human being

Then, he said smthng about Shakira paying ≈ 5000 euros for a night in some hostel somewhere

Somebody else said Shakira is a bitch irl

The same person said people just use social networks to post pics of what they had for dinner

≈ 8-9 hours later, another co-worker said he was leaving because he found another job

Everybody seemed moderately affected by his departure

and I mentally made a long speech about how we're gonna miss him