sometimes i feel that if i burn things im doing you a favor

you take the elevator when you hear the neighbors talking in the staircase


you cry when you watch funny TV shows and wipe your tears with the fur of your cat


you accidentally wear cardigans made of cat hair


you easily get hurt


wow so easily


congratulations


you know that not washing the dishes never has any real consequences


you know nothing


you said his story was cool and you called him 'bro'


you went on a school trip for one week in england 10 years ago and did not talk to anybody


you feel dizzy all the time now