Tiny Girls (Chronology)

when the day begins

you find long blonde hair in the valleys of your couch

and make a little doll with them

the doll whispers in german she’s voodoo

then she makes a face

and you just have to laugh

so you turn around

start sticking pins into it

the doll gets grumpy from needles and pins

bad arm position she says

her eyes give you that suspicious look

and simultaneously send a successful poop gif from her phone

a few minutes later everybody discovers David Bowie died