when the day
begins
you find long
blonde hair in the valleys of your couch
and make a
little doll with them
the doll
whispers in german she’s voodoo
then she makes
a face
and you just
have to laugh
so you turn around
start sticking
pins into it
the doll gets grumpy
from needles and pins
bad arm
position she says
her eyes give
you that suspicious look
and simultaneously
send a successful poop gif from her phone
a few minutes
later everybody discovers David Bowie died
