Friday, June 3, 2011

Chat rooms are forever


N.R:

hi


A.B :

hi

chill?


N.R :

yea'


A.B :

holidays?


N.R:

i graduated from highschool


A.B :

chill

send me a link, or smthng

if u have any


N.R :

of wut


A.B :

smthng kewl

or smthng sad


N.R :

im sad


A.B :

why?


N.R :

I don't know why im so profoundly sad

but I know im sad because my dad keeps fighting with me and it makes me sad

and all my friends are shit

but that's alright

i have 2 lovers

and im just unhappy


A.B :

does ur dad beat u?


N.R :

not entirely


A.B :

not the face

so the teachers can't notice

damn


N.R :

haha

No he doesnt beat me

but he tends to like grab me and yell


A.B :

what does he yell?

'HEEEE'

'OHHHH'


N.R :

You're silly

Yeah but that's my day

how are you ?


A.B :

i slept til 11.00

then slept again till 15.00

it's something.

what did u eat?


N.R :

soup

veggies

chicken

and stawberries


A.B :

strawberries are nice

soup too

i feel like a good person when i eat soup

but i don't do that too often


N.R :

youre bad


A.B :

did ur dad yell at u during dinner?

SOUP


N.R :

ooo

thhat's mean


A.B :

ok


N.R :

pl

ok*


A.B :

what is ‘plok’ ?

i don't know all the abbreviations in the world


N.R:

a typo

youre dumb

or over analytical


A.B:

do u think i'm dumb?


N.R:

no i think youre mean spirited


A.B:

like i want to hurt ppl?

in chat rooms

seems nice


N.R:

hahaha

so bored


A.B:

talk to me


N.R:

hows your life?

meaningless?

redundant?


A.B:

basically


N.R:

Why


A.B:

because it's true

but everybvody's life is kinda pointless


N.R:

still vibing to that mp3 ‘i could die’ by ‘girls names’



A.B:

MP3 OF THE DAY (in big neon letters)


N.R:

maybe


A.B :

do u still go to the mall where u used to work?


N.R:

no

im a photographer at a studio now


A.B:

sweet

porn studio

how did u find this job?


N.R:

Blowing the manager.


A.B:

could be


N.R:

lol he's gay


A.B :

FGGT

i like writing FGGT

but i never do that

writing FGGT

what do u do in the photography studio?


N.R:

take pictures of people kids and people

and say stuff like ‘the camera loves u, bb’


A.B:

i spilled some beer on my shoulder

and then did a move with my face to remove it

like a cat

it was 'incredible'


N.R:

You’re incredible


A.B:

how do u know the guy?


N.R:

he came up to me after a show and said

"you’re N.R, right?"


A.B:

he can guess people's name

can he guess boy's names too?


N.R:

i had him as a friend on fb

but we never talked


A.B:

oh

he's not a magician, then

being a magician would be nice, but without looking too magician-ish

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