i watched a documentary where a fish was dying and spinning on itself while drowning into the water

i want to eat a lot, become real fat and be transported to work every morning by helicopter

i want to have a liposuction performed on me by careless doctors, and have all my flesh accidentally absorbed by the liposuction machine.

i want somebody to lecture me for a very long time and when it’s over i would feel incredibly guilty about stuff im not even responsible for.

if u give me ur fb password, i’ll pretend to be u and write cool stuff to ur friends.

someday, somebody will tell me im ‘passive aggressive’.