drive for one hour
park your car in front of a muddy isolated farm
feel worried about the car being stuck forever in the mud when you'll try to leave
ask the first hillbilly you meet if she works there
make a small inexpressive noise when the hillbilly complains about not finding the ashtray or something
enter the cat room
see a piece of furniture with many baskets and cats sleeping in them
notice the poo/vomit on the floor
think about rubbing your face with the poo/vomit
notice a tabby cat who seems alive and/or not too dull
pet the tabby cat
notice another grey cat
try to pet the grey cat and watch her slip between your fingers like an eel
listen to a volunteer hillbilly explaining it might take a little more time to be able to pet the grey eel cat
translate in your mind: the grey eel cat is unpettable for the next 10 years
adopt the tabby cat that seemed alive and/or not too dull
put her in a carton box
put the carton box in your car
close the carton box and deprive the cat of seeing daylight
feel like a butcher
get your heart broken when the cat starts meowing/crying
feel like a murderer
start petting the outside of the carton box
feel like john lennon
notice the cat stops meowing when you pet the carton box
feel like martin luther king
spend the rest of the drive silently petting the carton box with your right hand
C'est mignon ton histoire. ça devrait faire craquer +/- 1 fille au moins
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