Sunday, February 26, 2012

'i see' said the blind man. 'no you dont' said the dumb man


do u still have my number

look under the name

'passive aggressive beta with a serious victim complex'


now if you text me i will buy you

the housewife's dream shopping list

  • foot spa massager thing
  • body scale with body fat analyzer and 3 other functions
  • big ass stainless steel washing machine
  • nice jeans

cause u have nice genes

  • automatic toothbrush with adjustable speed

and i will help u to find the right speed

so it won't make ur sweet mouth bleed


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