i would defeat your dad in a wet tee-shirt contest

sexy girl asks me for a light
sexy girl steps on my feet 
a little
sexy girl sees me as a giant lighter carrier
maybe
- sexy girl i like your top
- it's a dress
- it's a tee shirt
- it's a sock
no i dont know
sexy girl it's ok if you want to steal my lighter
i dont want to give it to you
but if you steal it from me i wont say anything
ok
do you want me to teach you 
how to soundlessly murder an infant, sexy girl?