short story tentatively named 'titanic 3D' or 'brigitte bardot'

i wish Prunelle was a radio-controlled floating cat

she would still be a domestic cat

except with additional floating abilities

for some reason

on a sunny afternoon

i would bring her to the lake

drive her super fast

possibly break a few world records too

unintentionally

after a month or so

her fan base would have grown a lot

and when i'd bring her to the lake

people would be all like

'oh shit, it's Floating Prunelle over here'

that's when i would quit my corporate job

to travel with Floating Prunelle to asia

until she would catch a rare aquatic disease

causing her lungs to be replaced with water lilies

because of me

Prunelle would cough a lot and give up smoking

but she should never have started smoking in the first place

i would bring her to a mountainous place where the air is so dry

that it can cure many aquatic diseases

she would stay in bed for several months

in a mix-gender (humans + cats) hospital

run by a precocious young doctor

soon enough

the water lilies that replaced her lungs would stop growing

and i would start writing an evasive poetry book

about her rare aquatic disease

and how she became

a radio-controlled

floating

cat