Jurassic Park wasn't that good nor was it very influential

Jurassic Park 1

- In Jurassic Park 1, a lame ass lawyer is eaten alive while he's hidding/pooping in the toilets. You don't feel too sorry for him or anything.

- In Jurassic Park 1, nobody ever kisses. Even the couple of paleontologists seem stuck in the 'friend zone'.

- In Jurassic Park 1, there's a mathematican with a leather jacket, and he says nihilistic/post-punk stuff. He becomes the hero in Jurassic Park 2, but he refused to be part of the Jurassic Park 3 pyramid scheme.

- In Jurassic Park 1, there's a paleontologist who doesn't love children too much, cause he prefers old fossils.

- In Jurassic Park 1, some dinosaurs are bigger than others.

Jurassic Park 2

- In Jurassic Park 2, they thought having 2 T-Rex would make the movie twice better than the first one.

- In Jurassic Park 2, there's a silly scene where some broad rescues a bb T-Rex cause its leg is broken. She wants to heal the baby T-Rex cause she's a lil bit disconnected from reality. She asks a guy to spit his chewing gum so she can use it to repair the leg of the bb T-Rex.

- In Jurassic Park 2, a lil black girl defeats a very dangerous dinosaur by doing some gym/cheerleader trick.

Jurassic Park 3

- In Jurassic Park 3, the dinosaurs are very very smart.

- In Jurassic Park 3, nothing really makes any sense. They just wanted to make another movie, i guess.

- In Jurassic Park 3, a guy steals some dinosaur eggs and the dinosaurs refuse that kind of uncivilised behaviour.

Jurassic Park 1/2/3

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, no human being ever kills a dinosaur.

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, the same uplifting instrumental music is used. It's the classic 'Jurassic Park Theme'.

- In Jurassic Park 1/2/3, there are annoying children who are way too smart.