Some of my happiest moments in life occur on AOL instant messenger

When i was just a lil boy, my parents sacrified themselves to get an Internet connexion before ≈ 80% of the rest of the world. Two summers in a row, they stayed at home instead of going on holidays, in order to save enough money to buy our first Internet.

To this day, i still love them for that.

When we finally had the Internet, my mother called me with a serious voice intonation and she told me to watch this VHS tape about the dangers of the Internets and all:

I know yall probably think this video is silly, but i swear it saved my life a bunch of times.

Things i've learned while watching this video:

- You should tell your parents if you see smthng confusing on the Internets

- White girls own Asian slaves because Asian people type faster

- Your parents should chose your fb profile pictures

- If you upload a picture of u on the internets, somebody somewhere is tugging one out while looking at it

- People on the Internets who pretend to be named Lisa are usually sleeveless creepy moustache bros

- Never chat on the internet with somebody you know irl

- Hip-hop songs make the end of a Public Service Announcement more dramatic